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Established in 2014 Irrelevant Press (@irrelevantpress) is a micro-press based out of Oakland, CA and Brooklyn, NY was started to make zines together and foster creative friendship.
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Bent Questions: Holly Meadows-Smith (@hollyms6) of Irrelevant Press
So tell me how Bent you are…
Virus or Bacteria? Virus, I’m allergic to penicillin
Preferred Pronoun? Feel she and they equally
What Periodic Table Element are you? Ag, because i never forget “almost gold” means this is silver
Favorite Object? Unfortunately, my phone.
What shape are you? My sister called me a cylinder today
Give us a texture. Smooth like the polished wood of a sculpture
Anarchist, Socialist, Capitalist, Libertarian, etc. Social-capitalist
Favorite person of Color that you disagree with? Obama because he’s music playlists are corny
What sound are you? Someone doing dishes in the background when you’re reading in the other room
Jeff Koons, Damien Hirst, or a Broken Copper Pot? Damien Hirst because I like to look at the animals
What’s the last thing you broke? A cardboard box to throw it away
The Last person you kissed? Tsige
What's the best thing about men’s rights activists? Women that are men’s rights activists
Do you meditate? Nah, boring
Are you a Neutron Star, White Hole, or Solar Flare? Neutron star for sure, idk what that is but sounds powerful
Which fetish are you? Klismaphilia, EDERACINISM, Fornifilia, OCULOLINCTUS: Is this about Armie Hammer?
Your opinion on Lesbian Separatist. Boring
Favorite Mythological Character? Puck from a Midsummer Nights Dream came to mind
What type of Cancer are you? I’m not a Cancer, to my core.
Matriarchal Punishment or Patriarchal Redemption? Intriguing. I don’t really like the idea of punishment but not sure i believe the patriarchy needs redeeming.
Who do you actually hate? When male coworkers put their feet on desks
Best regrettable purchase this month? Inferno (the sequel to the sequel of the davinci code) on Amazon Prime
Finish this sentence. I know Kim Kardashian…has seen Shrek
Your favorite body of water. Between Vallejo and Crockett driving west from Davis into Oakland
What’s the most middle-class thing you’ve done this week? Shipped books priority mail to my apartment in NY from my parents house in CA
I’m only politically correct when…I’m up to date on the latest Twitter discourse
What’s your favorite scar on your body? Back of my head from driving my tricycle through a glass door
Last time you cried tears of joy. Playing telestrations
Your most noble trait. Noble like aristocratic? I eat every meal with a knife and fork, when I can.
I know the taste of...Stale tobacco
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