Before Bent Zine, was Bent Zine, it was originally “Bendzine” something my friend Bryan Washington came up with, in 2015.
I was 25 and living in Oxford, Ohio. I was a college drop-out whose dream of “something more” burst out of me in the form of snorting m***y (which was probably m***, tragic but what isn’t nowadays), working as a line cook at the shittest restaurant in town, and reading voraciously about philosophy, art, and culture.
During that time I meet a fellow traveler who sans m***y and cook job from hell, saw beyond the basic bitch-ness that was Ohio. That was “Bendzine” editor Bryan Washington aka BWASH.
So instead of the celebratory issue #10, let’s do a deep cut for the real ones that caught the vibe Wayyyy before it got cool. What follows is selections from 2015 Bendzine Issue #1…
"Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them."
— Brian Eno
Commercial Break
"If you Bent say something."
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Bent Questions: Bryan Washington (@gentttry)
NYC-based DJ and graphic designer
So tell me how BENT you are…
Virus or Bacteria? bacteria
Preferred Pronoun? he/him
What Periodic Table Element are you? Period. (auntie voice)
Favorite Object? headphones
What shape are you? amorphous
Give us a texture. grip of ps4 dualshock sense
Anarchist, Socialist, Capitalist, Libertarian, etc. still doing my research
Favorite person of Color that you disagree with? Azealia Banks..but she got some points, more so in the early era
What sound are you? the sound of a tennis ball bouncing off catgut strings
Jeff Koons, Damien Hirst, or a Broken Copper Pot? Damien Hirst horse in The Cell
What’s the last thing you broke? mom's mixing bowl
The last person, you kissed? josh
The best thing about men’s rights activists? fun to play video games with
Do you meditate? yes. just bought a meditation mate
Are you a Neutron Star, White Hole, or Solar Flare? trying to be nothing but a black hole…
Which fetish are you? Klismaphilia, EDERACINISM, Fornifilia, OCULOLINCTUS : rimming
Your opinion on Lesbian Separatist yaaaaassssss
Favorite Mythological Character? hmm right now Styx because i'm playing Hades
What type of Cancer are you? the emotional kind
Matriarchal Punishment or Patriarchal Redemption? matriarchal punishment definitely
Who do you actually hate? myself when I intentionally hold myself back because of irrational fears
Best regrettable purchase this month? black telfar zip hoodie this question bout to make me buy
Finish this sentence. I know Kim Kardashian…is thinking of relaunching her singing career
Your favorite body of water. my mother (we're made of 90% water right). the flow of her love is everlasting
What’s the most middle-class thing you’ve done this week? drove around in my dad's Tesla
I’m only politically correct when…meeting someone for the first time
What’s your favorite scar on your body? scratches from my cat
Last time you cried tears of joy. I don't know
Your most noble trait. I eat ass
I know the taste of... tteokbokki