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Bent Zine #18

Interview by Paul Sepuya

Ryanaustin Dennis
Jul 18, 2022
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“Rich people talked too much this year, and made us pay the price of admission.”

—Bent Zine

Koichi Sato, Dress of Japan “Saisei-an” 1987

The Virginia Housewife (1860)

Gumbo—A West India Dish.

Gather young pods of ochra, wash them clean, and put them in a pan with a little water, salt and pepper, stew till tender, and serve them with melted butter. They are very nutritious, and easy of digestion.

An Image that Moves Me

Portrait of a Noblewoman Dressed in Mourning by Jacopo Chimenti

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On the Ordinary 

I’m the entertainment, if you will

There’s a mailbox and

hot southern men

smoking near it

We got roaches scuttling by the open door, 

craving the coolness it leads to

But no worry, I got somethin for them 

Fuck them roaches

past midday 

ankle deep into the evening,

these hot southern men 

with good teeth and 

long dicks 

that need sucking

a patio 

a screwdriver sweating next to me

I add a splash of ginger ale so it 

feels good going down 

I’d splash some ginger ale on a long dick, 

while them roaches scatter underfoot

Or I get me one them heavy dicks, 

make you question god-on-the-throne

while sitting on a mustard couch eating

his nextdoor neighbors fine yella ass

 

I ain’t nasty, just a drylongso 

another roach on the patio 

My kitchen table knows this

As I snatch the head of an onion

To make my gravy


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Bent Zine Interview: Paul Sepuya (@pagmi)

If you don’t know this photographer by now, then stay asleep.

So tell me how BENT you are…

  1. Virus or Bacteria?

    Bacteria.

  2. Preferred Pronoun? 

    He/Him

  3. What Periodic Table Element are you? 

    Silicone

  4. Favorite Object? 

    too many to name

  5. What shape are you?

    An arch

  6. Give us a texture. 

    velvet

  7. Anarchist, Socialist, Capitalist, Libertarian, etc. 

    pass

  8. Favorite person of Color that you disagree with?  

  9. What sound are you? 

  10. Jeff Koons, Damien Hirst, or a Broken Copper Pot? 

  11. What’s the last thing you broke? 

    my computer board

  12. Last person you kissed? 

    I don’t remember who got the last kiss, but there were a lot

  13. Best thing about men’s right activists? 

    yikes.

  14. Do you meditate? 

    not in any structured way

  15. Are you a Neutron Star, White Hole, or Solar Flare? 

    Neutron

  16. Which fetish are you? Klismaphilia, EDERACINISM, Fornifilia, OCULOLINCTUS : 

    I’m not looking those up.

  17. Your opinion on Lesbian Separatist

    complete admiration and respect

  18. Favorite Mythological Character? 

    Amun Ra

  19. What type of Cancer are you? 

    oh lord.

  20. Matriarchal Punishment or Patriarchal Redemption? 

    and, rather than or.

  21. Who do you actually hate? 

    as a scorpio I won’t say, only act when appropriate on this subject. 

  22. Best regrettable purchase this month? 

    some expensive but necessary candles from Mateo, New York.

  23. Finish this sentence. I know Kim Kardashian…

    not the slightest.

  24. Your favorite body of water.

    the Nile, which I have yet to experience.

  25. What’s the most middle class thing you’ve done this week? 

    shopped for expensive candles online

  26. I’m only politically correct when…

    I never thought about this.

  27. What’s your favorite scar on your body?

    I had a chickenpox scar from when I was a kid, it’s slowly faded away. I thought it would last forever but somewhere in my mid-thirties...

  28. Last time you cried tears of joy.

    I feel terrible not knowing the answer to this

  29. Your most noble trait. 

    genrosity

  30. I know the taste of...

    spit

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