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Bent Zine #20

Interview by Deontre Martin

Ryanaustin Dennis
Jan 6, 2023
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Bent Zine #20

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“When a merchant speaks of sheep he means the hide.”

— Swiss Proverb

Hajime Sorayama for Sony Corporation Aibo Entertainment Robot ERS-110 (1999)

880 Stories by Christopher Kang

  1. On the tray are laid out four objects. Three of them terrify him. The fourth horrifies. And the third obliterates him. The tray recovers him.

An Image that Moves Me

Personally sourced from PornHub

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“black girl rope songs”

Black girl jump rope songs

Black girl rope

Black gurl

Black girl

Black 

Lack

La 

L 

“black boy run songs” 

Black boy run 4 President 

Black boy run 

Black boy 

Boy run

Lack 

La 

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Untitled (1983) Sadao Hasegawa

Bent Zine Interview:Deontre Martin (@honeybearswag)

Oakland-based yogi, DJ, and all around hustler

AI illustration by Deontre

So tell me how BENT you are…

  1. Virus or Bacteria? bacteria

  2. Preferred Pronoun? depends who I’m w...but all of them work

  3. What Periodic Table Element are you? im every woman...but if I gotta pick carbon, neon, helium

  4. Favorite Object? the perfect bedside cup for water and ketamine

  5. What shape are you? 15 degree ellipses

  6. Give us a texture. the bouncing balls you get from a vending machine...but the texture inside if you bite them open (i was a disgusting ass kid)

  7. Anarchist, Socialist, Capitalist, Libertarian, etc. anarchist socialism...love this idea of us all working for the good of all concerned minus the state being at the center of it 

  8. Favorite person of Color that you disagree with: destiny’s child message in scrubs

  9. What sound are you? “the note” in loving you

  10. Jeff Koons, Damien Hirst, or a Broken Copper Pot? haha the pot grrl

  11. What’s the last thing you broke? I sat down all haphazardly after working out and ripped my absolute favorite pair of black Columbia swishie shorts...I’m still tight over it

  12. Last person you kissed? my bb

  13. Best thing about men’s right activists? they came from a woman

  14. Do you meditate? yup

  15. Are you a Neutron Star, White Hole, or Solar Flare? is there any reason to pit these three bad bitches against one another?

  16. Which fetish are you? Klismaphilia, EDERACINISM, Fornifilia, OCULOLINCTUS : 1st of all...lemme not front like I didn’t have to look every single one of these hoes up, but fornifilia sounds like a moment. I love for a hoe to be useful

  17. Your opinion on Lesbian Separatist. I understand why folks would want to separate...it’s necessary and useful for a time and ultimately we’ll have to come together as marginalized communities to overthrow the white capitalist patriarchy

  18. Favorite Mythological Character? I’m virgo and live with 5 roommates, so I identify hella hard w Sisyphus...also sag moon so soft spot for icarus

  19. What type of Cancer are you? rectal

  20. Matriarchal Punishment or Patriarchal Redemption? matriarchal punishment...I love my mama and prolly deserved that shit

  21. Who do you actually hate? I have no time

  22. Best regrettable purchase this month? I was all drunk and let this gorgeous 40 yo Korean lady convince me to purchase ultherapy treatments...I haven’t gone yet, cause it’s supposed to be hella painful

  23. Finish this sentence. I know Kim Kardashian…is happy as hell that she’s leaving Kanye

  24. Your favorite body of water. love comfortably warm natural water...so everywhere I’ve visited in se asia (andaman sea) & hot springs

  25. What’s the most middle class thing you’ve done this week? checked my credit score

  26. I’m only politically correct when…I was raised in a middle class hyper Christian family...I don’t even know when I slip in and out of that shit but it prolly happens pretty often

  27. What’s your favorite scar on your body? shoulder from a bicycle accident I had when I was 8/9...looks like an amoeba

  28. Last time you cried tears of joy. v high on mushrooms, the sun was coming up and the sky was my favorite shade of orange and lavender

  29. Your most noble trait. making space for people to share their thoughts

  30. I know the taste of...fried catfish and macaroni and cheese and a Jamba Juice (just woke up and I’m hungry af)

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    STAY BENT.

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