This one morning when I was about 7 years old, my family lived in Cleveland heights, me and my brother went out in our front lawn to play and there was garbage all over the place. There were old lighters, cigarette packs and this very strangely decorated wood handle. I remember picking up this weird wood object and felt that it was deceivingly heavy. In the middle of the object is a metal clasp that I pulled apart, realizing what was inside was a large dagger, the blade was very dull and it had an interesting shape. My brother and I joked around about it being a discarded murder tool. My mom eventually caught us throwing it at trees trying to make it stick, and she confiscated it. I later found it in her dresser after she had been handicapped from a brain aneurism, I was searching for my birth certificate she had hidden away. I’ve slept with this object next to my bed for 15yrs or so now and I believe its charged by memory and imagination to keep me safe in the dream realm.
What shape are you?
BOUBA/KIKI or a lava lamp
Give us a texture.
Smooth rock creek floor barefoot summer walk.
Anarchist, Socialist, Capitalist, Libertarian, etc.
My subscription is expired, I don’t ascribe, prescribe or subscribe to any ideology. But if I fall in line with anything the most its Socialism with a tinge of Anarchy.
Favorite person of Color that you disagree with?
Dave Chappelle
What sound are you?
16th notes on the highhat with kick on one and double kick between 3-4, snair on 2 and 4.
Jeff Koons, Damien Hirst, or a Broken Copper Pot?
None of them.
Margaret Kilgallen, Robert Colescott, Karl Wirsum, Trenton Doyle Hancock, Tauba Auerbach, Xara Thustra, Matthew Paladino, Jim Nutt, Nick Cave.
What’s the last thing you broke?
Ripped a screen while printing tshirts.
Last person you kissed?
Oooooooooh I dunno If I can publicly disclose this information at this time.
Best thing about men’s right activists?
That they will live a lonely meaningless existence
Do you meditate?
There are many types of work I make that serve as a mediation, but its few and far between as I venture more into running a small clothing company. Im needing to find time to actually mediate instead of relying on my artwork to fill that void. So no is the answer, this fool needs to meditate.
Photo by Bent Zine
Are you a Neutron Star, White Hole, or Solar Flare?
NBD im just a little solar flare
Which fetish are you? Klismaphilia, EDERACINISM, Fornifilia, OCULOLINCTUS:
If I had to pick one I’d like to be treated like a chair.
Your opinion on Lesbian Separatist
Not my place to say
Favorite Mythological Character?
The Golem
What type of Cancer are you?
no
Matriarchal Punishment or Patriarchal Redemption?
Please forgive me.
Who do you actually hate?
Tucker Carlson
Best regrettable purchase this month?
Cigarettes
Finish this sentence. I know Kim Kardashian…
Nothing, I know nothing about Kim Kardashian foreal.
Your favorite body of water.
Absolutely the Mediterranean
What’s the most middle-class thing you’ve done this week?
Not fill my gastank up all the way in search of a cheaper gas station
I’m only politically correct when…
I open my mouth
What’s your favorite scar on your body?
A scar above my lip, from falling down the metal edged stairs to the basement when I was 1.
