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Bent Zine #17

Interview by Daniel Bortz aka Time Change Generator

Ryanaustin Dennis
Jul 1, 2022
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“For dog bites, let dog lick it and it heals.”

—From Shuckin’ and Jivin’: Folklore From Contemporary Black Americans

Johnson O’Connor English Vocabulary Builder (1939)

Unknown to 48 Percent: Purloin

v. To steal, appropriate, filch, pilfer, peculate, make off with.

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Powerhouse

In the turn of the leaf, w/ a deft turn of cheek

I gargled on the cheap Italian cock that tattooed 

the back of my throat, deliciously 

slipping each viral drop of perversion 

Had I,

now arrived the queen of Folsom? 

Glittering in steamy white concoction, dewy eyed 

A fetish of a fetish on a fetish 

Whatever happened happened, and the exchange of brides white milt 

lavished the red lane  I possessed 

And as my halo sizzled into cosmic bliss 

I fell into the hollow nightwing 

Giddy, gracious, and golden. 


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Bent Questions: Daniel Bortz (@jbecauze)

Cleveland-based painter, designer, Magician, and purveyor of dope shit

In studio photo by Bent Zine

So tell me how BENT you are…

  • Virus or Bacteria?

Yeah I’d rather be viral than filthy.

  • Preferred Pronoun?

He him it that

  • What Periodic Table Element are you?

Peppermint Dr Bronner’s and Raw Shea butter

  • Favorite Object?

This one morning when I was about 7 years old, my family lived in Cleveland heights, me and my brother went out in our front lawn to play and there was garbage all over the place. There were old lighters, cigarette packs and this very strangely decorated wood handle. I remember picking up this weird wood object and felt that it was deceivingly heavy. In the middle of the object is a metal clasp that I pulled apart, realizing what was inside was a large dagger, the blade was very dull and it had an interesting shape. My brother and I joked around about it being a discarded murder tool. My mom eventually caught us throwing it at trees trying to make it stick, and she confiscated it. I later found it in her dresser after she had been handicapped from a brain aneurism, I was searching for my birth certificate she had hidden away. I’ve slept with this object next to my bed for 15yrs or so now and I believe its charged by memory and imagination to keep me safe in the dream realm.

  • What shape are you?

BOUBA/KIKI or a lava lamp

  • Give us a texture.

Smooth rock creek floor barefoot summer walk.

  • Anarchist, Socialist, Capitalist, Libertarian, etc.

My subscription is expired, I don’t ascribe, prescribe or subscribe to any ideology. But if I fall in line with anything the most its Socialism with a tinge of Anarchy.

  • Favorite person of Color that you disagree with?

Dave Chappelle 

  • What sound are you?

16th notes on the highhat with kick on one and double kick between 3-4, snair on 2 and 4.

  • Jeff Koons, Damien Hirst, or a Broken Copper Pot?

None of them.

Margaret Kilgallen, Robert Colescott, Karl Wirsum, Trenton Doyle Hancock, Tauba Auerbach, Xara Thustra, Matthew Paladino, Jim Nutt, Nick Cave.

  • What’s the last thing you broke?

Ripped a screen while printing tshirts. 

  • Last person you kissed?

Oooooooooh I dunno If I can publicly disclose this information at this time. 

  • Best thing about men’s right activists?

That they will live a lonely meaningless existence 

  • Do you meditate? 

There are many types of work I make that serve as a mediation, but its few and far between as I venture more into running a small clothing company. Im needing to find time to actually mediate instead of relying on my artwork to fill that void. So no is the answer, this fool needs to meditate. 

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  • Are you a Neutron Star, White Hole, or Solar Flare?

NBD im just a little solar flare

  • Which fetish are you? Klismaphilia, EDERACINISM, Fornifilia, OCULOLINCTUS:

If I had to pick one I’d like to be treated like a chair.

  • Your opinion on Lesbian Separatist

Not my place to say 

  • Favorite Mythological Character?

            The Golem

  • What type of Cancer are you?

               no

  • Matriarchal Punishment or Patriarchal Redemption?

Please forgive me. 

  • Who do you actually hate?

Tucker Carlson 

  • Best regrettable purchase this month?

Cigarettes 

  • Finish this sentence. I know Kim Kardashian…

Nothing, I know nothing about Kim Kardashian foreal. 

  • Your favorite body of water.

Absolutely the Mediterranean

  • What’s the most middle-class thing you’ve done this week?

Not fill my gastank up all the way in search of a cheaper gas station

  • I’m only politically correct when…

I open my mouth

  • What’s your favorite scar on your body?

A scar above my lip, from falling down the metal edged stairs to the basement when I was 1. 

  • Last time you cried tears of joy.

Dancing to Omar S a couple months ago

  • Your most noble trait.

I really want to see my friends win. 

  • I know the taste of...

Dan-Dee Red hot potato chips 

BEND DON’T BREAK.

P.S.

Check out Time Change Generator (I bought a shirt)

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