“You know, a labyrinth is no more than a tangle of straight lines.”
— From Alejandro Jodorowsky’s Psychomagic
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He arranges the destruction until it resembles renewal.
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So tell me how Bent you are…
Virus or Bacteria? Virus
Preferred Pronoun? Don't PREFER to me (they/them)
What Periodic Table Element are you? Neon (Ne)
Favorite Object? Drinking Vessels / Functional Objects
What shape are you? chunky hourglass
Give us a texture. Soft warm sand
Anarchist, Socialist, Capitalist, Libertarian, etc. Socialist (Capitalist rising, Anarchist moon)
Favorite person of Color that you disagree with? RuPaul Charles
What sound are you? Bed spring sample
Jeff Koons, Damien Hirst, or a Broken Copper Pot? a nondescript Broken Copper Pot
What’s the last thing you broke? my own record for mac and cheese consumed in one sitting
Last person you kissed? my wife
Best thing about men’s right activists? they really think huh
Do you meditate? i try but i can not
Are you a Neutron Star, White Hole, or Solar Flare? solar flare
Which fetish are you? Klismaphilia, EDERACINISM, Fornifilia, OCULOLINCTUS : Fornifilia ;)
Your opinion on Lesbian Separatist. AGREE
Favorite Mythological Character? Rats :)
What type of Cancer are you? Cancer Sun :)
Matriarchal Punishment or Patriarchal Redemption? neither
Who do you actually hate? GROOMERS, POLITICIANS, RAPISTS and others who do repetitive harm
Best regrettable purchase this month? CIGARETTES
Finish this sentence. I know Kim Kardashian… gonna marry another crazy man and make more money
Your favorite body of water. the mosquito buckets at my studio (and every single other body of water)
What’s the most middle class thing you’ve done this week? Fondue party :)
I’m only politically correct when… i'm talking about people i don't know
What’s your favorite scar on your body? titty burns
Last time you cried tears of joy. anytime my dog does a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g
Your most noble trait. compassion
I know the taste of... my own blood
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